It's Raining...sort of

Subject: Golden Showers, or what Vicky thinks about at 4 a.m.

This subject came up the other day, in a crowded bar after several drinks, always an excellent environment for such topics. For those who don't know, Golden Showers refers to a particular method of foreplay that some find disgusting and others erotic, that is urinating on the other person. Well, put like that it just seems, "Ewwwww!" Hence the reason they call it Golden Showers and not "urinating on the other person during sex."

Duh. Golden Showers sounds exotic. And, at least for Americans where wordplay is a way of life, exotic = erotic. And thus, a form of waste elimination becomes an intimate sexual act.

The act itself is accomplished in one of four ways, that is when speaking of guy/girl coupling.
1. The guy is inside the girl and pees, flooding her with wetness in addition to whatever she has thus produced on her own
2. The guy is in the girl and she pees, thus warming his likely already heat-infused member
3. The girl is over the guy but not on him, and pees, showering him with a delicate spray of golden droplets
4. The guy is over the girl, but not in her, and pees, shooting a steady stream of golden liquid up and down her naked body

Keep in mind that we pee at least 10 times a day; when women pee, it's a delicate operation - behind closed doors, embarrassed of the sound, no line-of-sight to other similarly-occupied women. Not so with men; they are hanging out while hanging out, holding their proud member, not even aware of the sound or where they are splashing - hence the signs from smart-ass cleaning crews: "We aim to please; your aim will help." You would never see such a sign in the womens' restroom, it just isn't necessary - women are appalled by the tiniest drop splashing out of the depths of the bowl, while men could care less about leaving a trail. That's what cleaning crews are for, right?

Smart men, of course, wash their hands after holding their cock to pee. A woman's hand never actually comes into contact with their nether region during the act of urination, but darned if they don't have to wash their hands 100 times after having insulated it with half a roll of toilet paper in the first place. (Trust me, I've seen women actually counting under their breath. Odd. And the correct number of squares is three.)

All this to say, we bring different perspectives to the act of peeing whether for necessity or pleasure.

The first two ways of experiencing Golden Showers are simply adding a sensation to other sensations, nearly always a good thing when fucking. If wetness is good, then more wetness is better, yes? And, because it's inside, there is an element of intimacy involved, a sharing of something extremely personal. (If you are thinking about trying this for the first time, make sure you have a conversation well in advance; throwing a curve ball in the middle of intercourse can result in striking out.)

The third way has appealing psychological implications. The girl is likely straddling the guy, raised above him, teasing him with already wet fruit just out of reach. He is straining to reach that juicy fruit. She showers him, perhaps a trickle first, still teasing, then more as she loses control. The teasing now borders on taunting, and the guy is aroused to "punish" perhaps? And in most cases, the art of gentle punishment serves only to add to erotic pleasure - spanking, pinching, biting. Her peeing on him is a final taunt intended to say, take that and what are you gonna do about it, hm? He likely shows her, too, and all's well that ends, well, in climax.

The fourth way is by far the most interesting to analyze. The guy is likely either kneeling or standing either next to or over her, when the shower begins. Here, it's all about dominance of the male species. When she pees on him, it's teasing; when he pees on her, it establishes ownership. The alpha being, the male dog, lifting his leg and marking his territory. This one works only if the woman wants to (consciously or subconsciously) be dominated. If she does, then this will likely lead to more good pleasure along those lines - a hard fuck, anal penetration, etc...

Of course, we didn't go into such depth in the bar; I'm not sure anyone was sober enough to follow a train of thought so many miles off course. But folks should know by now that they can't throw seed onto the fertile soil of my dirty mind without expecting me to have multiple follow-on conversations with myself on the topic. No, that conversation was limited to explaining the definition of Golden Showers, then playing truth or dare.

Strangely, they didn't seem to believe me when I said I had never experienced the act. They really have no idea how limited my experiences are. It's all in my head, guys, it's all in my head :)