Women are wired different than men, more's the pity
We cannot do 120 miles an hour. We pee our pants at 90. We tested the theory tonight on a stretch of road far safer than 40th, and it just isn’t possible. And I am fucking drunk. But I wasn’t driving so that’s ok. But drunk or not, the theory holds – we have a built-in mechanism that causes us to pee our pants when the speedometer hits 90. I believe it is God’s way of ensuring the human race survives. Thank God God is so fucking smart.
posted by wood_song at 1:25 AM
3 Comments:
Vicky, you have so got to get over this urine fixation. One minute it's golden showers; the next, you're pissing yout pants.
90mph is not even going fast. On any decent road you'd be passed by grandmother at that speed - and she'd be on a zimmerframe; not to mention the fact that we buried her fifteen years back. Hmmmm, maybe we should have waited until she was dead.
If you want fast, try the Bugatti Veyron at 253mph (http://www.devilducky.com/media/59189/). I think I'm in love...
10:43 PM
Regarding the Bugatti: That is so fucking hot.
5:51 PM
Oh, you are so your mother's daughter! Had the same effect on my as the Angel song:)
10:21 AM
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