Ding! Ding! Ding! WINNER!!

Ever play GoogleWars? That's where you enter two key words (for instance, Nintendo and Microsoft), or names (Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson), click the button and see which one is more popular. Let's try it, shall we?

Take, for instance, the key words MAYONNAISE and m...m...iracle whip. ('scuze me, I threw up a little in my mouth...)

KEYWORD #1: MAYONNAISE
KEYWORD #2: m...m...that other stuff

Well, would you look at that!

Popularity Report on MAYONNAISE vs. m...iracle whip
RESULTS:

MAYONNAISE 7,390,000
miracle whip 475,000
Total Pages Searched: 7,865,000
GoogleBattle winner is MAYONNAISE

The internet has spoken. Now go make me a sammich, bitch.