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The Universe is Dead To Me

I am sooooo disappointed. When The Universe said all the heavens and earth were celebrating me, I thought it meant Vicky Victoria Lynne Titus Scales, the one and only me. No, it meant every-freakin'-body on its subscription list! The Universe is nothing more than a great big cosmic joke of a fortune cookie!

On the other hand, it's Thursday, which means PUB QUIZ! Now there's reality! I wonder if Mark-that-rhymes-with-bark-WOOF will be there tonight. I feel the need for consolation :)